A Street Cat Named Desire

"Basically just cats and knives" -L.A. Times
"Never heard of it" -The New Yorker
" * " -Kurt Vonnegut
"Seems like a pretty cool guy." -Bret Easton Ellis
"Straight out the hood just like an ally cat" -Weezy F. Baby

I was once like you. Then I grew a brain, a dick, and a heart.